Narc-Free Zone
What Do I Bring to the Table Tee
What Do I Bring to the Table Tee
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🚚 Free shipping over $50 | ↩️ 30-day returns | 📏 XS–2XL unisex fit
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: All orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.
Returns: We offer 30-day returns on unworn items. If something is not right, email us and we will make it right.
Free shipping on all orders over $50 within the US.
Size Guide
Size Guide
All shirts are unisex fit and run true to size. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.
- XS: Chest 31–33 in, Length 27 in
- S: Chest 34–36 in, Length 28 in
- M: Chest 38–40 in, Length 29 in
- L: Chest 42–44 in, Length 30 in
- XL: Chest 46–48 in, Length 31 in
- 2XL: Chest 50–52 in, Length 32 in
Baby, you ARE the table.
The audacity of someone asking what you bring — when you built the whole thing. This shirt is for every woman who has been undervalued, underpaid, and underestimated by someone who could not even show up on time. Wear it proudly.
- Premium tee in sizes XS–2XL
- Fierce, funny, and incredibly quotable
- Perfect self-love gift or birthday treat
- Machine washable
The table. The chair. The whole damn dining room.
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