Narc-Free Zone
What Do I Bring to the Table Tee
What Do I Bring to the Table Tee
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š Free shipping over $50 | ā©ļø 30-day returns | š XSā2XL unisex fit
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: All orders are printed and shipped within 2ā5 business days. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.
Returns: We offer 30-day returns on unworn items. If something is not right, email us and we will make it right.
Free shipping on all orders over $50 within the US.
Size Guide
Size Guide
All shirts are unisex fit and run true to size. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.
- XS: Chest 31ā33 in, Length 27 in
- S: Chest 34ā36 in, Length 28 in
- M: Chest 38ā40 in, Length 29 in
- L: Chest 42ā44 in, Length 30 in
- XL: Chest 46ā48 in, Length 31 in
- 2XL: Chest 50ā52 in, Length 32 in
Baby, you ARE the table.
The audacity of someone asking what you bring ā when you built the whole thing. This shirt is for every woman who has been undervalued, underpaid, and underestimated by someone who could not even show up on time. Wear it proudly.
- Premium tee in sizes XSā2XL
- Fierce, funny, and incredibly quotable
- Perfect self-love gift or birthday treat
- Machine washable
The table. The chair. The whole damn dining room.
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