Narc-Free Zone
Stay Away From Cheap Men Tee
Stay Away From Cheap Men Tee
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🚚 Free shipping over $50 | ↩️ 30-day returns | 📏 XS–2XL unisex fit
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: All orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.
Returns: We offer 30-day returns on unworn items. If something is not right, email us and we will make it right.
Free shipping on all orders over $50 within the US.
Size Guide
Size Guide
All shirts are unisex fit and run true to size. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.
- XS: Chest 31–33 in, Length 27 in
- S: Chest 34–36 in, Length 28 in
- M: Chest 38–40 in, Length 29 in
- L: Chest 42–44 in, Length 30 in
- XL: Chest 46–48 in, Length 31 in
- 2XL: Chest 50–52 in, Length 32 in
A reminder. A warning. A lifestyle.
Some lessons cost too much. This shirt says it all. This slogan is not just a funny quote — it is a standard. Wear it to brunch, wear it on a date, wear it while you are minding your business and thriving. Either way, the message is clear.
- Premium tee in sizes XS–2XL
- Bold, readable graphic text
- Makes an incredible gift for literally any woman you know
- Machine washable, holds color wash after wash
The wrong men cost you everything. This shirt does not.
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