Stay Away From Cheap Men Tee | Narc Free Zone

🚚 Free shipping over $50 | ↩️ 30-day returns | 📏 XS–2XL unisex fit

Shipping & Returns

Shipping: All orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.

Returns: We offer 30-day returns on unworn items. If something is not right, email us and we will make it right.

Free shipping on all orders over $50 within the US.

Size Guide

All shirts are unisex fit and run true to size. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.

XS: Chest 31–33 in, Length 27 in
S: Chest 34–36 in, Length 28 in
M: Chest 38–40 in, Length 29 in
L: Chest 42–44 in, Length 30 in
XL: Chest 46–48 in, Length 31 in
2XL: Chest 50–52 in, Length 32 in

A reminder. A warning. A lifestyle.

Some lessons cost too much. This shirt is cheaper. Stay Away From Cheap Men is not just a funny quote — it is a standard. Wear it to brunch, wear it on a date, wear it while you are minding your business and thriving. Either way, the message is clear.

Premium tee in sizes XS–2XL
Bold, readable graphic text
Makes an incredible gift for literally any woman you know
Machine washable, holds color wash after wash

Cheap men are expensive. This shirt is not.