No One Is More Single Than a Narcissist With a Girlfriend Tee

🚚 Free shipping over $50 | ↩️ 30-day returns | 📏 XS–2XL unisex fit

Shipping & Returns

Shipping: All orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.

Returns: We offer 30-day returns on unworn items. If something is not right, email us and we will make it right.

Free shipping on all orders over $50 within the US.

Size Guide

All shirts are unisex fit and run true to size. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.

XS: Chest 31–33 in, Length 27 in
S: Chest 34–36 in, Length 28 in
M: Chest 38–40 in, Length 29 in
L: Chest 42–44 in, Length 30 in
XL: Chest 46–48 in, Length 31 in
2XL: Chest 50–52 in, Length 32 in

The realest sentence ever written on a shirt.

He had a girlfriend. He also had a situationship, three exes he still texted, and a whole other life you did not know about. Sound familiar? This shirt is for every woman who finally understood what she was actually dealing with.

Premium tee in sizes XS–2XL
The quote that makes people stop and nod
Perfect breakup gift or self-care treat
Machine washable

You were never paranoid. You were right.