🏃♂️ "No One Runs Back To An Ex Faster Than a Homeless Narcissist" Tee
Because sometimes the truth is petty—and hilarious.
Let’s be real: when rent’s due and the ego’s bruised, guess who’s texting you at 2AM? This funny and brutally honest T-shirt is for anyone who's been the unwilling Airbnb for an emotionally unavailable man with no couch of his own.
✨ Features:
Quote: “No One Runs Back To An Ex Faster Than a Homeless Narcissist”
Soft, high-quality cotton/poly blend for all-day comfort
Unisex sizing (S–2XL) with a relaxed, flattering fit. Comes in 5 color options.
Bold, clear print that turns heads (and maybe sparks a few DMs)
Machine washable, drama-resistant
🎯 Perfect for:
Girls' night
Post-breakup glow
Narc-proofing your wardrobe
Sending a message—without sending a text
🔥 Because you deserve better than a man who’s only loyal to your WiFi.
