Narc-Free Zone
No One Runs Back to an Ex Faster Than a Homeless Narcissist Tee
No One Runs Back to an Ex Faster Than a Homeless Narcissist Tee
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🚚 Free shipping over $50 | ↩️ 30-day returns | 📏 XS–2XL unisex fit
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: All orders are printed and shipped within 2–5 business days. You will receive a tracking number once your order ships.
Returns: We offer 30-day returns on unworn items. If something is not right, email us and we will make it right.
Free shipping on all orders over $50 within the US.
Size Guide
Size Guide
All shirts are unisex fit and run true to size. If you prefer a looser fit, size up.
- XS: Chest 31–33 in, Length 27 in
- S: Chest 34–36 in, Length 28 in
- M: Chest 38–40 in, Length 29 in
- L: Chest 42–44 in, Length 30 in
- XL: Chest 46–48 in, Length 31 in
- 2XL: Chest 50–52 in, Length 32 in
The moment his situation got uncomfortable, suddenly he remembered you existed.
Do not let the timing fool you. He did not change. His lease just ended. This shirt is for every woman who has gotten the 3am "I miss you" text from a man who only misses the free housing, free emotional labor, and free meals.
- Premium tee in sizes XS–2XL
- Hilarious, painfully accurate, and incredibly cathartic
- The perfect laugh-out-loud gift for a friend who needs to hear this
- Machine washable
You are not a fallback. You are a first choice — or you are unavailable.
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